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1. Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe - The Locust
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2. The Unwilling...Led By The Unqualified...Doing The Unnecessary...For The Un - The Locust
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3. Listen, The Mighty Ear Is Here - The Locust
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4. Full Frontal Obscurity - The Locust
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5. An Extra Piece of Dead Meat - The Locust
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6. Backbones of Jack Asses - The Locust
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7. One Manometer Away From Mutually Assured Relocation - The Locust
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8. Just Like You - The Locust
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9. The Girl With The Fairytale Dream - The Locust
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10. Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur - The Locust
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11. Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again - The Locust
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12. Who's Handling The Population Paste? - The Locust
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13. Live From The Russian Compound - The Locust
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14. Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants? - The Locust
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15. Twenty-three Full-Time Cowboys - The Locust
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16. I Am The Murderer - The Locust
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17. Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us - The Locust
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18. All Your Own Way - The Locust
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19. Hairspray Suppository - The Locust
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20. Sever The Toe - The Locust
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21. We Have Reached An Official Verdict: Nobody Gives A Shit - The Locust
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22. Red - The Locust
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23. Solar Panel Asses - The Locust
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24. Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia - The Locust
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25. Alas, Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby - The Locust
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26. Hot Tubs Full Of Brand New Fuel - The Locust
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27. Helios - The Locust
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28. One Way Or Another - The Locust
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29. Just Like You - The Locust
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30. Cattle Mutilation - The Locust
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31. Folie - The Locust
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32. Helios - The Locust
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33. Wet Dream War Machine - The Locust
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34. Red - The Locust
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35. Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft? - The Locust
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36. Some Love Will Remain Unsaid - The Locust
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37. Helios - The Locust
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38. Stucco Obelisiks Labelled as Trees - The Locust
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39. On The Horizon - The Locust
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40. Late For A Double Date With A Oile Of Atoms In The Water Closet - The Locust
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41. Folie - The Locust
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42. Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better - The Locust
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43. Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation) - The Locust
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44. Cattle Mutilation - The Locust
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45. How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector - The Locust
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46. Half-Eaten Sausage Would You Like To See You In His Office, The - The Locust
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47. Movement Across The Membrane - The Locust
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48. Brand New Set of Teeth - The Locust
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49. File Under 'Soft Core Seizures' - The Locust
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50. Slum Service (Served On The Sly) - The Locust
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51. Spitting In The Faces of Fools As A Source Of Nutrition - The Locust
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52. Keep Off The Tracks - The Locust
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53. Inbred America - The Locust
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54. Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality - The Locust
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55. Tower Of Mammal - The Locust
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56. Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out Of My Bed - The Locust
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57. Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch - The Locust
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58. Oscillating Eyes - The Locust
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59. Personal History - The Locust
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60. Practiced Hatred - The Locust
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61. Dog Without a Collar (Run Over Red Rover) - The Locust
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62. One Way or Another - The Locust
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63. Moth-Eaten Deer Head - The Locust
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64. Aotkpta - The Locust
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65. On The Horizon - The Locust
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66. Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap? - The Locust
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67. Wet-Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case - The Locust
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68. Your Selfish Ways - The Locust
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69. Get Off The Cross The Wood Is Needed - The Locust
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70. Hairy Mouth - The Locust
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71. Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle - The Locust
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72. Touched On Every Side - The Locust
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73. Turning Your Merchandise Into A Ripped Wall Of Mini-Abs - The Locust
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74. Kill Roger Hedgecock - The Locust
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75. Scavenger, Invader - The Locust
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76. Straight from the Horses Mouth - The Locust
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77. Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a Discontinued Sa - The Locust
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78. Wet Dream War Machine - The Locust
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79. The Perils of Believing in Round Squares - The Locust
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80. You Don't Respect My Love - The Locust
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81. How To Become A Virgin - The Locust
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82. High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family - The Locust
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83. Emancipation Fuckers - The Locust
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84. Book Of Bot - The Locust
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85. Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth - The Locust
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86. Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles an Hour - The Locust
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87. Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy - The Locust
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88. God Wants Us All To Work In Factories - The Locust
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89. Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form - The Locust
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90. Teenage Mustache - The Locust
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91. Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear - The Locust
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92. Ass Gravity - The Locust
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93. Futile Agreement - The Locust
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94. Consenting Abscess - The Locust
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95. New Tongue Sweepstakes - The Locust
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96. This Is Radio Surgery - The Locust
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97. Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes - The Locust
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98. Bring Your 65 Italian Carbine - The Locust