Hey bartender, I need me one of those long necks
Yeah, man, that's good, about as good as it gets
Here's a 20 for the jukebox, crank it up, please
Here's another 50, run a tab for me
No, that stool's not taken, girl, you can sit right there
Ol' Joe will take good care of you 'cause he cares
No, I didn't come in here lookin' for no romance
Hell, I didn't even come here looking for
One of those one-night stands

I don't need to talk
I don't need no shrink
I don't need to dance
Or hear what you think
All I need to keep me from losin' it
Is good cold beer and country music

Girl, I hope I didn't come off too much like a big jerk
But I'm here to treat myself to a little bit of self-work
If you'd sit down on that stool any other night
I'd be buying you drinks, feeding you lines
Working on a real good time
But tonight, I don't need to talk
I don't need no shrink
I don't need to dance
Or hear what you think

All I need to keep me from losin' it
Is good cold beer and country music
All I need to keep me from losin' it
Is good cold beer and country music
All I need to keep from losin' it
Is good cold beer and country music
Good country music