Dearest, darlingest Momsie and Popsicle
My dear father

There's been some confusion over rooming here at Shiz
But of course, I'll care for Nessa
But of course, I'll rise above it
For I know that's how you'd want me to respond
Yes

There's been some confusion for, you see, my roommate is
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar
And altogether quite impossible to describe
Blonde

What is this feeling, so sudden and new?
I felt the moment I laid eyes on you
My pulse is rushing
My head is reeling
Yeah, well, my face is flushing
What is this feeling

Fervid as a flame?
Does it have a name?
Yes

Loathing
Unadulterated loathing
For your face
Your voice
Your clothing
Let's just say
I loathe it all

Every little trait, however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple, utter loathing
There's a strange exhilaration
In such total detestation
It's so pure, so strong

Though I do admit, it came on fast
Still, I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing
Loathing you my whole life long

Dear Galinda, you are just too good
How do you stand it? I don't think I could
She's a terror, she's a tartar, we don't mean to show a bias
But, Galinda, you're a martyr
Well, these things are sent to try us

Poor Galinda, forced to reside
With someone so disgusticified
We just want to tell you, we're all on your side
We share your loathing

What is this feeling, so sudden and new? (Unadulterated loathing)
I felt the moment I laid eyes on you (For her face, her voice, her clothing)
My pulse is rushing, my head is reeling (Let's just say)
We loathe it all (We loathe it all)
Oh, what is this feeling?

(Every little trait, however small)
Does it have a name? (Makes our very flesh begin to crawl)
Yes
Ah

Loathing (Loathing)
There's a strange exhilaration (Loathing)
In such total detestation (Loathing)
It's so pure, so strong (So strong)

Though I do admit, it came on fast
Still, I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing for forever (Loathing)
Loathing truly deeply (Loathing)
Loathing you (Loathing you)
My whole life long (Loathing, unadulterated loathing)

Boo!
Ah!