Some people smoke meth
Some people smoke crack
Some people snort coke
Off a Ricky's ball sack
I've tried 'em all
Don't get me wrong
The best high there is
Comes from a bong

I like smokin' pot a lot
I like gettin' stoned alone
I like vapin' weed indeed
I think edibles are incredible
I sure love them gummy bears
Hemp shampoo for my curly hair
Rubbin' cannabis lotion on my cock
I like smokin' pot a lot

Some people like pills
Some like huffin' glue
I like marijuana
But that ain't breakin' news
Some people like booze
Some like suckin' dongs
Brother, I like both
But that's another song

I like smokin' pot a lot
I like gettin' stoned alone
I like vapin' weed indeed
I think edibles are incredible
I sure love them gummy bears
Hemp shampoo for my curly hair
Rubbin' cannabis lotion on my cock
I like smokin' pot a lot

I like smokin' pot a lot
I like gettin' stoned alone
I like vapin' weed indeed
I think edibles are incredible
I sure love them gummy bears
Hemp shampoo for my curly hair
Rubbin' cannabis lotion on my cock
I like smokin' pot
I like smokin' pot
I like smokin' pot a lot