Portia, put your dog into your basket
Deep down, we all have fear; we learn to mask it
Any way the wind will blow
There is no place like a home
Click your heels and we'll ride on this tornado

Portia, tell me what has made you so scared?
Who came to hurt the little girl in there?
If you didn't know it then
Well, you gotta know it now
No one can be holier than thou

Down, down, down with the wizard
Down, down, down with the wizard
Down, down, down, tear his crown to the ground
He's the emperor
Without a single shred of clothes

Any way the wind will blow
There is no place like a home
Click your heels and we'll ride on this tornado

Down, down, down with the wizard
Down, down, down with the wizard
Down, down, down, tear his crown to the ground
He's the emperor
Without a single shred of clothes

Portia, portia
Sometimes we have to hurt
The very one we love
Portia

Portia, wrap your body in a cilice
We are strong, even if it's gonna kill us
With a thunderbolt of jove
Staying true to what we know
Click your heels
And we'll ride on this tornado