Once upon a time there
Was a girl who
Had a room with an
Inflatable chair
She often smiled
Do you remember...
Pretending life was
Unpredictable
The Doctor is the judge
The scalpel and the drugs oh

You may sing like Caruso
You may make people cry
You may sing like Caruso
You're not mine

Another morning
Another day
Send me flowers
From your sweet bouquet
Stick out your tongue
(Say agh!)
It doesn't look so good
Let's hear your
Chest...
Apply the tourniquet
The doctor is the judge
The scalpel and the drugs oh

You may sing like Caruso
You may make people cry
You may sing like Caruso
You're not mine

Sing like Caruso
Sing like Caruso
Boom ba ba boom
Ba boom boom

See your reflection...
It hasn't changed
See your reflection and tell me
It's not you
Deceptive Light...
Valpolicella...
Bring on the night
Let's go out together

You may sing like Caruso
You may make people cry
You may sing like Caruso
You're not mine