Well, I wish that you would move to the Sun
'Cause you're like diggin' holes in thin air
And we know that can't be done

I wish that you would cheat with someone
'Cause you're like diggin' holes in water
And we know that can't be done

Bravery and stupidity go hand in hand
And I guess that makes me the bravest man
'Cause I was quick to learn, but slow to understand
Well, what can you do?

My theories are borrowed from somewhere else
And I never had too many to talk about
But you were real quick
And you were quick to point out
Well, that was borrowed too

I wish that you would move to the Sun
'Cause you're like diggin' holes in water
And we know that can't be done

I wish that you would cheat with someone
'Cause you're like diggin' holes in thin air
And we know that can't be done

Bravery and stupidity go hand in hand
So I guess that makes me the bravest man
'Cause I was quick to learn, but slow to understand
Well, what can you do?

Rhetoric and smalltalk are marching on
And I probably am the biggest pawn
'Cause I was quick to talk and the first to carry on
Well, what can you do?

You need a permit if you're gonna build shit
And you can't get one so nothing gets built
And your house is standing on a foot and a half of silt

Well, I wish that you would move to the Sun
'Cause you're like diggin' holes in water
And we know that can't be done

I wish that you would cheat with someone
'Cause you're like diggin' holes in thin air
And we know that can't be done, well

I wish that you would move to the Sun
'Cause you're like diggin' holes in water
And we know that can't be done because

Rhetoric and smalltalk are marching on
And I probably am the biggest pawn
'Cause I was quick to talk
And the first to carry on
Well, what can you do?