How many lightbulbs does it take to change the mood?
If it's how many he did I think I'm screwed
And how many problems can you fit in your limousine?
Let's take 'em around the back to the cash machine

And if my eyes open for business
Or my heart comes home for Christmas
Then I will take you surfing in the sky
No, I can't walk on water
But if you've ever wondered why
Lemme take you surfing in the sky

What do you get when you cross the Rubicon
With a man who said self-humor's all gone?
You tell me I'm the one but I'm the one that gets away
So when you take your shot and there's no one left to play

And you've got nothing left to give
I'll give you a month to live
And I will take you surfing in the sky
To keep you out of reach
Of every other guy
I will take you surfing in the sky
Woah

I was made to measure
The sauciest way to pleasure
So I can take you surfing in the sky
Some say hallelujah
And some are even high
So baby let's go surfing in the sky
Baby let's go surfing in the sky
Baby let's go surfing in the sky