"david man, yer hav'n't finished yer tea"
"it doesn't matter, i can't wait to drive my xr2"
"oh david, don't drive fast david"
"see ya!"
"david, david...david!"

I don't wanna be alive, if i ain't on the road
Wheels off the ground the speed o'sound, stuff the highway code

Electric windows down, sound system, size ten
What a prat they say "that boys racers back again"

Chorus:
The engine soared as he got fasta
He bought a ford fiesta
He can't wait to accelerate
In his jet car, x r...2

I never leave my xr2, of that there ain't no fear
The only time, is when i'm watching top gear

40 fog lamps on the front, twin spoilers, i agree
The meanest man on the autobahn, nobody gets past me

Chorus
The engine soared as he got fasta
He bought a ford fiesta
Upside down, the wheels spun round
On his jet car, xr...2

"he's driving me maaaaaaad"