Well I just had a baby and it hurt like hell
Now all I have left is my ambition
And I heard that we were fighting so I grabbed my gun
And shot myself square in the toe

Oh and ladadada dadadadada
Well I have cried to bigger men than you
Oh and ladadada dadadadada
Well I have lied to better friends than you

Oh I was just a baby, my mother said son
Put on these old slacks and be a man
Oh and the irony I guess
When I put on her favourite dress
I could see myself beyond her perfect man, and then we

Ladadada dadadadada
Well I have cried to bigger men than you
Oh and ladadada dadadadada
Well I have lied to better friends than you

Oh when I was just a baby, my mother said son
There's no time in this world to love all man
Hell so I took a bus out east
And wore a cold heart on my sleeve
And every chance I got I turned and ran, ran, ran

Oh and ladadada dadadadada
Well I have cried to bigger men than you
Oh and ladadada dadadadada
Well I have lied to better friends than you

Oh well I have lied to better friends than you
Oh well I have lied to better friends than you, oh no
Well I have lied to better friends than you
I have lied to better friends than you, oh no