Arfur
You're a bloody disgrace,
I spit in your face,
I piss on all you've done.
You'll never succeed at anything,
You're no good to anyone.

You squandered your life,
You wrestled your wife,
You buggered your only son
And the world will dance a merry jig
When, at last, you're dead and gone.

Chorus
You shut your mouth, you shut your mouth,
You festering faggot, you fool.
You shut your mouth, you shut your mouth,
You might learn something.
You shut your mouth, you shut your mouth,
You gibbering, gormless ghoul.
You big-headed bugger,
You bald, bony bastard,
You boggle-eyed bigot, you bum,
You shut your mouth!

Brod
You slippery devil
Your head's full of piddle
Your cock is in a sling
You're a rotten, long-haired layabout
And you cannot even sing.

You slept with your dog
And you smell like a bog
And will i never be free?
The world will dance a merry jig
When you're swinging from a tree

Chorus

Brod
And still you smile
And all the while
You haven't got a clue
Good people of the medway towns
Are coming after you

It's a terrible shame
But you're not to blame
Your lobotomy never healed
We'll have to cut you up
And kick your bladder round a field

Arfur
You diminutive twat
Your manners are crap,
You've a brain, i've never denied;
When you move around
I can hear the sound as it rattles about inside.

When you walk down the street,
The children you meet
All turn on their heels and run,
Crying - mother, i've seen the elephant man
And look out, cos here he comes.

Choruses
You shut your bloody mouth, you shut your mouth!