My baby got mystery action
Well she lookin' like a fatal attraction
So I call her on the telephone
Say won't you come on round
It's cold out so were stayin' at home
I gotta say out loud
Battery operated - She got flashing lights
Push button activated - She got no time for fussin' and fights
She's not recommended by a problem page
For children under three years of age
She never far away but she's always out of sight

Yeah baby I'm your mister reaction
My mind is aching and it's missing a fraction
Now you're doin' what you always do bump and go and scream
You don't know where you're goin' to or even where you've been
Battery operated - With a beep-beep sound
Push button activated - You'll never catch her runnin' around
She don't try to be like a TV star
Her mystery action won't go that far
The way she's acting is a mystery to me

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My baby got a mystery action
Well she's lookin' like a fatal attraction
So I call her on the telephone
Say won't you come on round
It's cold out so were stayin' at home
I gotta say out loud
Battery operated - she got flashing lights
Push button activated - she got no time for fussin' and fights
She don't try to be like a TV star
Her mystery action won't go that far
The way she's acting is a mystery to me
The way she's acting is a mystery to me
The way she's acting is a mystery to me