How does it feel when you’re walking along
And you fall in a jar where it’s always raining?
Where do you go when your grandma is stoned
And your dog’s on the phone with the DEA?

Caterpillar! Caterpillar!
Crawling through the yard and
Headed for the garden
Caterpillar! Caterpillar!
The leaves are greener on the other side

Why does the sound of a bull sitting down
Give you all kinds of doubt about stock investing?
How do you sleep when your pockets are deep
And you bought a TV while the glaciers melt?

Caterpillar! Caterpillar!
Crawling through the yard and
Headed for the garden
Caterpillar! Caterpillar!
The leaves are greener on the other side

Caterpillar! Caterpillar!
Squirming up a branch and
Chomping on the plants
It’s a caterpillar! Caterpillar!
The flower’s sweeter once you learn to fly

Caterpillar! Caterpillar!
Crawling through the yard and
Headed for the garden
Caterpillar! Caterpillar!
The leaves are greener on the other side

Caterpillar! Caterpillar!
Squirming up a branch and
Chomping on the plants
It’s a caterpillar! Caterpillar!
The flower’s sweeter once you learn to fly

Caterpillar! Caterpillar!
Caterpillar! Caterpillar!