You bored me with your stories
I can't believe that I endured for as long as I did
I'm happy it's over
I'm only sorry that I didn't make the move before you

And when you go I will remember to send a thank-you note to that girl
(Who's that girl?)
I see she's holding you so tender
Well, I just wanna say (just wanna say)

I never really loved you anyway
No, I didn't love you anyway
I never really loved you anyway
I'm so glad you're movin' away

Valentino, I don't think so
You, watching MTV while I lie dreaming in an empty bed
And, come to think of it, I was misled
My flat, my food, my everything and thoughts inside my head

Before you go, I must remember
To have a quiet word with that girl (who's that girl?)
Does she know you're not a spender?
Well, I just have to say (just wanna say)

I never really loved you anyway
No, I didn't love you anyway
I never really loved you anyway
I'm so happy you're movin' away (yeah, I am)

And when you go I will remember
I must remember to say (I must remember) —

I never really loved you anyway
No, I didn't love you anyway
I never really loved you anyway
I never really loved you anyway (I never really loved you anyway)

(I never loved you anyway) I never really loved you anyway
(Never loved you anyway) no, I didn’t love you anyway
(I never loved you anyway) I never really loved you anyway
I'm so happy you're movin' away
Yeah, I'm delighted you're movin' away-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay, yeah