Welcome to the land that's way under, down under
The sky's always yellow in rain or shine
Down in Taz-Mania, come to Taz-Mania

Where topsy meets turvy and they start to spin
Like a Tazmanian Devil and his closest kin
Down in Taz-Mania, come to Taz-Mania

Mom's a live wire, Dad's a bump on a log
Molly's all fired up while Jake plays with the dog
Down in Taz-Mania, come to Taz-Mania

Digeri Dingo and Wendal T. Wolf
Francis X. Bushlad is never uncouth
Bushwhacker Bob and his mother called Mum
Constance and Thickley just want to have fun

Bull Gator and Axl are always left sore
If you have a deal, just call Buddy Boar
The Platypus brothers are a-backin' about
The Kee-Wee, the Bushrats, have we left anyone out?

Oh, yeah, don't forget Taz
He put the Taz in Taz-Mania
Down in Taz-Mania, come to Taz-Mania
We mean you!
Wa-ba-ba-bla-bloopthb!