Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap
Ask him to give my friends all kind of crap

Said all you need is to write them a song
Now you haven't heard it yet, so don't try to sing along
No don't sing alone

Monica, Monica, have a happy Hannukah
Saw Santa Closs, he said hello to Ross
And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowyyyyyy
Rachel and Chandler, (mumbles something) handler!