We'll I've been Hampmotized
Been taken by surprise
Little did I realize
That I'd been Hampmotized

Pick a number between one and ten
He's gonna be your very best friend
He'll take you down to the track awhile
You'll spend all your money but you'll still leave in style

You've been Hampmotized
Been taken by surprise
Little did I realize
That I'd been Hampmotized

He'll tell you what planet you came from
Tell you when you're going back home
Sun Ra appears right before your eyes
He says, son of Bizarro you've been hampmotized

Hampmotized
Been taken by surprise
Little did I realize
I'd been Hampmo Hampmotized

Hampmotized
Taken by surprise
I'd been Hampmotized, Hampmotized, Hampmotized