Make mine a mini
Shaken not stirred
Ain't it the best thing you ever heard
Countdown starting, engine's on
This is one baby that built for fun

'Cause I gotta a mini mini
What a mini mini
I've done so many many
Miles on the road honey
I gotta a mini mini
What a mini mini
I've done so many many
Miles on the road honey

Better than bardot
And twice as hot
What I go, she has not
'Cause I'm so damn fast, and she's so slow
My mini mini is a real go go

'Cause I gotta mini mini
What a mini mini
I've done so many many
Miles on the road honey
I gotta a mini mini
What a mini mini
I've done so many many
Miles on the road honey

To hell with the devil I made my choice
Forget the ferrari and the rolls royce
If I ever get to heaven more dead than alive
All I need's a mini and to drive drive drive

'Cause I gotta a mini mini
What a mini mini
I've done so many many
Miles on the road honey
I gotta a mini mini
What a mini mini
I've done so many many
Miles on the road honey