Want some whisky in your water?
Sugar in your tea?
Whats all these crazy questions they're asking me?
This is the craziest party that could ever be,
Don't turn on the lights cuz i don't wanna see.

Mamma told me not come
Mamma told me not come
She said,
That aint the way to have fun-son

Open up the window let some air into this room,
I think i'm almost choking from the smell of stale perfume,
And the cigarette your smoking, bout to scare me half to death,
Open up the window let me catch my breath.

Mamma told me not come
Mamma told me not come
She said,
That aint the way to have fun-son
That aint the way to have fun-son

Radio is blastin', someones knocking at the door,
I'm looking at my girlfriend, she just passed out on the floor,
I've seen so many things i aint never seen before,
Don't know what it is but i don't wanna see no more.

Mamma told me not come
Mamma told me not come
She said,
That aint the way to have fun
That aint the way to have fun-son

Mamma told me
Mamma told me
Mamma told me
Mamma told me
Mamma told me not come
Mamma told me not come
She said,
That aint the way to have fun
That aint the way to have fun-son