I fell in love
With someone sweet and pure
But you became
The worldʼs biggest whore
I went away for a few weeks or more
You fucked more dudes
Than I fucked girls on the tour
How can it be?
Youʼve got me beat
Iʼm not the only one who loves to cheat

Doesnʼt matter what you do
Or where you go
Youʼre always gonna be a ho

Donʼt care where you live
Or who you know
Youʼre always gonna be a ho

I never knew
I could feel quite so sick
I kissed your mouth
And tasted satchelʼs dick
I ran away
Went to my grandpaʼs farm
I saw your name
Tattooed on my grandpaʼs arm
Is there no man you havenʼt laid?
Has your vagina never seen the shade?

Doesnʼt matter what you do
Or where you go
Youʼre always gonna be a ho
Donʼt care if your dad
Is russell crow
You always gonna be a ho

This could be our loveʼs biggest test
Baby I donʼt care youʼre a ho
Just tell me Iʼm the best

Doesnʼt matter if youʼre hot
Doesnʼt matter if youʼre cold
Doesnʼt matter if you got
Your vagina plated in gold
Doesnʼt matter if you live
So long youʼre covered in mold

Youʼre always gonna be a ho
Itʼs the truth so I am told

Doesnʼt matter what you do
Or where you go
Youʼre always gonna be a ho
Youʼre always gonna rub my dick
And itʼs gonna grow
Youʼre always gonna be a ho!
Youʼre my favorite garden tool
Out in the shed behind the swimming pool
Youʼre a ho
Youʼre a fucking ho