Spoken:
You know, when we were all like, uh, about this high, knee-high to a jackelope,
We always figured that the fun thing to do was to go to a funzone.
Lets gocclets go to a funzone.

Heads up in the sky and all the animals are waiting for the big show for tonight
Fat man calls my name, and calls me over to the tent hes waiting in by the ones « that » fight
« ? ? ? ? ? » at night and every weekend in his trailer in the back while « ? the weather clowns hold? » a poker game
Even the fat man pays

Chorus:
Lets go to the funzone
Well have a whole lot of fun
Its all there at the funzone
Its over when the fun is all done

Ride the fastest ride, you get a ticket from the man there in the booth all painted black
Corn dog for a buck, you take three bites and then you chucklecctheres some ice cream down your back
Meet a girl at night, shes talkin to ya while you coax her to a trailer in the back
While ronald kicks his dog around

Now theres some weird ice cream stuck on my shoe
It used to be a buckccwell, now its two
And theres a ferris wheel where you spin around
Someone didnt like itccthey got sick on the ground

Chorus:
Lets go to the funzone
Well have a whole lot of fun
Its all there at the funzone
But why does that clown have a gun
At the funzone
The funzone
At the funzone
Well be there or well all be left at home

« passed that » girl at night, youre talkin to her while you coax her to a trailer in the back
While ronald kicks his dog around

Now theres some weird ice cream stuck on my shoe
It used to be a buckccwell, now its two
And theres a ferris wheel where you spin around
Someone didnt like itccthey got sick on the ground

Chorus:
Lets go to the funzone
Well have a whole lot of fun
Its all there at the funzone
Its over when the fun is all done
At the funzone
The funzone
At the funzone
The funzone
Lets go to the funzone
Well have a whole lot of fun
Its all there at the funzone
But be sure to wash your hands when you get home