Here comes that guy with shiny teeth. A nicer guys easy to meet.
Nuge you with a bony elbow and tell you something you dont wanna know.

I'm sat here wishing I was with somebody else,
If I hear much morecrap them my ears gonna melt.
By the end of the night it'll end in a fight, I just can't help myself.

He's got his tan straight from a tub, it glows bright orange in a club.
Talk the hind legs of a donkey, his voice drones on its all inione key.

I'm sat here wishing I was with somebody else,
If I hear much morecrap them my ears gonna melt.
By the end of the night it'll end in a fight, I just can't help myself.

He's an obscene guy, a not too clan guy
Give anything a try, his whole lifes a lie,
Just like a piece of pie, greasy enough to fry,
Na na na an na.
Oi, oi, oi, oi! Oi, oi, oi, oi!