Eh, you say you've gotta problem
And you've seen every doctor in town
Looking for a cure
Looking to be assured
'Til he probes up your butt and delivers the news

Ha, you strut around like a rooster
But a rooster's just a cock
You little prick
You make me sick
I've got some news for you

YOU GOT YOUR HEAD UP YOUR ASS
YOU GOT YOUR HEAD UP YOUR ASS
SO FUCKING FAR UP YOUR ASS
GOT YOUR HEAD SO FUCKING FAR UP YOUR ASS

You can go through therapy
Lie on every couch in town
Blame it on Sigmund Freud
Or your itchy hemorroids
When you bend over it's so easy to see

YOU GOT YOUR HEAD UP YOUR ASS
YOU GOT YOUR HEAD UP YOUR ASS
SO FUCKING FAR UP YOUR ASS
YOU SUFFER FROM RECTAL CRANIAN INVERSION

YOU GOT YOUR HEAD UP YOUR ASS
YOU GOT YOUR HEAD UP YOUR ASS
SO FUCKING FAR UP YOUR ASS
GOT YOUR HEAD SO FUCKING FAR UP YOUR ASS