You're so late getting home from the office
Did you miss your train?
Were you caught in the rain?
No, don't bother to explain
Can I fix you a quick Martini?
As a matter of fact
I'll have one with you, for to tell you the truth
I've had quite a day too

Guess who I saw today, my dear
I went in town to shop around for something new
And thought I'd stop
And have a bite when I was through
I looked around for someplace near
And then it occurred to me
Where I had parked the car
There was a most attractive French café and bar
It really wasn't very far

The waiter showed me to a dark, secluded corner
And as my eyes became accustomed to the gloom
I saw two people at the bar who were so much in love
That even I could spot it clear across the room

Guess who I saw today, my dear
I've never been so shocked before
I headed blindly for the door
They didn't see me passing through

Guess who I saw today
Guess who I saw today
Guess who I saw today
I saw you