Jim Dandy to the rescue Jim Dandy to the rescue
Jim Dandy to the rescue Jim Dandy to the rescue
Jim Dandy to the rescue go Jim Dandy go Jim Dandy

Jim Dandy on the mountain top thirty thousand feet to drop
Started giddy on a runaway horse ha ha that's right of course
Jim Dandy to the rescue go Jim Dandy go Jim Dandy
Jim Dandy met a girl named Sue she was feelin' kind of blue

Jim Dandy is the kinda guy he never like to see a woman cry
Jim Dandy to the rescue go Jim Dandy go Jim Dandy
Jim Dandy to the rescue...

Jim Dandy on a submarine he gotta take it from a mermaid queen
She was hanging from a fishin' life Jim Dandy didn't waste no time
Jim Dandy to the rescue go Jim Dandy go Jim Dandy
Jim Dandy had a golden mane he got a ticket on a DC Plane
Jim Dandy didn't need no suit he was hit and ready to boot
Jim Dandy to the rescue go Jim Dandy go Jim Dandy
Jim Dandy to the rescue...