Football, alcohol
Power tools, bird dogs
Gentlemen, start your engines
Pool tables, honkytonks
Blackjack, Haggard songs
Seventh game, extra innings

That's the best things that's happened to men
Since women, yeah

You got your four wheelers, pickup trucks
Camouflage, huntin' bucks
Guns, knives
Huntin' and fishin'
Spark plugs, oil grease
Horsepower, more speed
Big blocks and transmissions

That's the best things that's happened to men
Since women, yeah

Yeah you women are second to none
Beat all I've seen, and all I've done
Ain't no such thing as havin' more fun than with you
So here's to you

Yeah you women are second to none
Beat all I've seen, and all I've done
Sometimes we can't get no lovin' from you
So whatchya gotta do?

Beer pong, eighteen holes
Box boat, Super Bowls
Grillin' out steaks and chicken
Loud guitars, throwin' darts
Hangin' 'round, playin' cards
Goin' all in and winnin'

That's the best things that's happened to men
Since women, yeah

Yeah you women are second to none
Beat all I've seen, and all I've done
Ain't no such thing as havin' more fun than with you
So here's to you
Yeah yeah
Yeah girls here's to you