(Yeooowww!)
(We are the dateless losers)

We all are on our own
With no one by our side
You are so lucky
Beautiful and bright
All the cool kids go steady
They're making out at 12
We sit in our rooms, alone, by ourselves

It's Friday
No phone call
Nobody asked us out

We are the dateless losers
Lonely until we die
So unappreciated
Why, why, why, why, why?

We're not so bad you know
But you won't give us a chance
Take us to the movies, to dinner, or to dance

Not perfect
Not too hip
But we need lovin' too

We are the dateless losers
Lonely until we die
So unappreciated
Why, why, why, why, why?

(We don't want her)
(We don't need her)
(You don't need her)

We are the dateless losers
Lonely until we die
So unappreciated
Why, why, why, why, why?

We are the dateless losers
Lonely until we die
So unappreciated
Why, why, why, why, why?