I can't believe we're finally alone
I can't believe I almost went home
What are the chances everyone's dancing and he's not with you?
The universe must have defined this
What am I gonna do?
Not grab your wrist?

I could be a better boyfriend than him
I could do the shit that he never did
Up all night, I won't quit
Thinkin' I'm gonna steal you from him

I could be such a gentleman
Plus all my clothes would fit
I could be a better boyfriend than
I don't need to tell ya twice

All the ways he can't suffice
If I could give ya some advice
I'd leave with me tonight
The universe must have defined this

Ladies first, baby I insist
I could be a better boyfriend than him
I could do the shit that he never did
Up all night, I won't quit
Thinkin' I'm gonna steal you from him
I could be such a gentleman
Plus all my clothes would fit

I could be a better boyfriend than him
I could be a better boyfriend
I could be a better boyfriend than him
I could do the shit that he never did

Up all night, I won't quit
I'm gonna steal you from him
I could be such a gentleman
Plus, you know my clothes would fit

I could be a better boyfriend than him
I could do the shit that he never did
Up all night, I won't quit
Thinkin' I'm gonna steal you from him
I could be such a gentleman
Plus, all my clothes would fit