What kind of present does he dream about
A leather wallet or a singing trout
What I should get him is a mystery
And if it's lame, will he still want me?
What does he want?
A DVD or some video games
What does he want?
Or maybe one of those new digital frames
What does he want?
Something to fit his personality
What does he want?
The perfect present is eluding me

My friends all tell me that I shouldn't obsess
But how can I avoid the stress?
I need to know, but right now all I can do is guess

What does he want?
A fancy cell phone or a tube of grout
What does he want?
I don't know, but I'll figure it out
What does he want?
Rear-view mirror glasses as seen on TV
What does he want?
I only wish I knew what he got me...
'Cause I hear it's perfect.
What does he want?