Well you think it's a chair
But it's growin' curly hair
And your sister's unaware
That she's floating in the air
You're livin' in a fun house, baby
You're livin' in a fun house, don't mean maybe

A million doors in the hall
And the table's on the wall
And the bathroom is your bed
And a floating baby head
You're livin' in a fun house, florence
So you'd better get some optical illusion insurance

The floors are steep, you'll never sleep
Your mother calls through the rubber walls
Liftin' up a feather that weighed a ton
Don't need to rent a fun house, make your own house fun

You're livin' in a fun house, baby
You're livin' in a fun house, pass the gravy
And while we're on the subject, meet my friend davey
He was in the navy and his hair is wavy

We're livin' in a fun house, mama
We're livin' in a fun house, quite the drama
And while we're on the subject, that peruvian llama's
Wearing my pajamas and i know that i'm-a
Just livin' in a fun house, baby!