We consider every day a plus
To spend it with a platypus
If you wonder why we're ecstatic

It's 'cause he's semi aquatic
Our ornithorhynchus anatinus
Brings smiles to the both of us

Life's never fuddie duddy
With our webfooted buddy
When we're brushing our teeth, it's better

Tying our shoes, it's better
Combing our hair, it's better
Like we're a cheesi sandwich and he's the cheddar

Blinking our eyes, it's better
Breathing in and out, it's better
Sitting in a chair, it's better
And taking a bath is just a little bit wetter

Every day is such a dream
When you start it with a monotreme
He's duckbilled and he's beaver tailed and hairy

Everything's better with perry
(everything's better with perry)
Everything's better with perry

(everything's better with perry)
Everything's better with perry
(everything's better with perry)

Everything's better and we
Just want to tell you perry
Everything's better with you.