If you want that happy feeling, if you really wanna hit the ceiling.
If you want the world to spin, just get those lagers in.

Alcohol, you get it in bottles.
Alcohol, you get it in cans.
Alcohol, you get it on draught.
Alcohol, Get it anyway you can.

If you`ve got a broken heart, if your world is falling apart.
You can set the world on fire, after thirteen bottles of cider.

If you`re dying day is near, spend it with a can of beer.
When the angels start to call, make sure you`ve drunk it all.