He's got your number
Knows where you'll be found
But he don't know everything
Still he's got you down

Like Christopher Columbus
In a world that's flat
He don't know everything
Try telling you that

Or Harry Houdini
He has escaped your grasp
That man is hard to hold
Try telling you that

He's got your number
Knows where you'll be found
But he don't know everything
Still he's got you down

He's got you down
He knows you like the back of his hand

Like Rudolph Valentino
The great lover of your life
It's been a while since you seen him
I'm sure he's not with his wife

He's got your number
Knows where you'll be found
But he don't know nothin'
Still he's got you down

He's got your number
And he's got you down
But he don't know nothin'
Still he's got you down