You're insecure, so half of 4
Your old brains are not what they were before
Add two 3, it's fine for us
'Cause we're young and we can still remember stuff

Everyone else can multiply by 60
Everyone else can add 2

Now take off 100 and add on 24
Then divide by 2 and add on 7 more
And if you're struggling now, it's not hard to tell
You don't know, your math skills are terrible

If only you had a mind like me
You'd understand how to divide the sum by 3
And then just add on the age of this OAP
You don't know, your math skills are terrible

It's really kind of pitiful