When an
Irresistible force
Such as you
Meets an old
Immovable object
Like me
You can bet
As sure as you live
Something's gotta give
Something's gotta give
Something's gotta give

When an
Irrepressible smile
Such as yours
Warms an old
Implacable heart
Such as mine
Don't say no
Because I insist
Somewhere, somehow
Someone's
Gonna be kissed

So en garde
Who knows
What the fates
Have in store
From their vast
Mysterious sky?
I'll try
Hard ignoring
Those lips I adore
But how long
Can anyone try?

Fight, fight
Fight, fight
Fight it
With all
Of our might
Chances are
Some heavenly
Star spangled night
We'll find out
As sure as we live
Something's gotta give
Something's gotta give
Something's gotta give