1-
I love to climb an apple tree
Though apples green are bad for me
And I' ll be sick as I can be
It' s foolish but it' s fun

2-
When thunderstorms put folks to rout
And no one dares to venture out
That' s when I love to slush about
It' s foolish but it' s fun

3-
If I should ever come to pass
That I inherit wealth
I' ll eat and drink and keep at it
Until I wreck my health

4-
I'll never see the morning light
I' ll sleep all day and dance all night
And though I know it isn't right
It' s foolish but it' s fun

5-
Lots of people disagree with me
And possibly, I' m wrong
But I gathered my philosophy
From the moods of a silly song
Yes, possibly I' m wrong
Quite probably I' m wrong
But even if I' m wrong

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