Half my life is spent wondering what to do, or wondering where it went
Or why I ever bothered to
At least a hundred times I've wondered why you're not here with me
Or if there's something I could do to make you want to be
I'd do anything for you, but I can never think of anything to do
Just tell me something you want done; I'd be glad to take it on
You could do that, couldn't you? There's nothing I wouldn't do for you
If I could think of anything to do
I'm trying to think of more things within my means
Maybe I could bore my way into your dreams
Elaborate gestures that impressed you, so you'd want to be mine
If I knew what they were, I'd do them all the time
I'd do anything I could, but I can never think of anything that good

And I think it's pretty clear that we'll just wind up sitting here
So try to be a realist. Sit down and write me a list of some
And I'll make sure that everything gets done
We've got some things to finish that some pre-planning won't diminish
Much, and you know I love it, when you take me to the top and then you say don't stop, let's continue
Order anything on the menu
Did I mention that the power lies within you?
I'd do anything for you, but I can never think of anything to do
It may sound like empty words to you, but if nothing occurs to you
At least take off your wedding ring
I really would do anything for you
If I could think of anything to do
Anything, anything, anything