You used to laugh at the jokes when I told them
Now you just roll your eyes and say, "I don't know him"
You used to look at me with sweet emotion
Now you're crying

Girlfriend, we used to be the shit
Somehow I've lost that girl of mine
And we just can't remember, how it used to be

The two of us were once naive thinking this could last forever
Now we barely speak, haven't said a word all week
Our love was worn like a vhs tape of Aladdin
Now our love is so cold laser disc of cruel intentions

We used to be the shit
We used to be the shit

We used to be the shit, girlfriend
We used to be in love
We used to be free
Now she's just used to me

You used to laugh at my jokes when I told them
Now you just roll your eyes and say I don't know you
You used to look me with sweet emotion
Now you're crying

Girlfriend, we used to be the shit
Somehow I've lost that girl of mine
And we just can't remember, how it used to be

We used to be the shit, girlfriend
We used to be in love
We used to be free
Now she's just used to me

Girlfriend, we used to be the shit
Girlfriend, we used to be the shit