Dive if you take her as your bride
When she's wrong would you swallow all your pride
You shouldn't want that at your age
No, you can't attack and block through your life
You can't solve all your problems with a sword fight
Swinging from a chandelier
Your tentacles are crushing me
I'll come out when the weather gets nice
I'll be damned if I'll make you my wife

You're wrong, it's not that I don't love you
I do, I'm too afraid to want you
You only like me when I'm going away
You're sweet when you wanna be
I'll come out when the weather gets nice
I'll be damned if I'll make you my wife

Your tentacles are crushing me
I'll come out when the weather gets nice
I'll be damned if I'll make you my wife
As bad as I want you, get real
I'm in love with your sex appeal, not you

Maybe someday I'll think of you and smile
I'll think of you and smile
I'll think of you and smile