Aww the weasel
Talking about the weasel
Ain't talking about no devil
Talking about the weasel
When the weasel be poppin'
Ain't no stoppin' the evil

Little ferret-face fucker
Lives down in the dirt
Down in the ground
Where he can't get hurt
When he pops up for air
You can't help but stare
Talking about the weasel

Aww the monkey
Monkey chased the weasel
Funky little monkey
Just wanna have some fun
Try to show a little class
When the weasel bites your
Aaaask me no questions and
I'll tell you no lies