Ain't she prettier, than me
Ain't she what I'm meant, to be
Holds the world so daintily
While I'm just losing sanity

Ain't she just the fucking best
No chance for the rest

Ain't she unafraid of life
With those condescending lines
Takes herself so seriously
While I'm unsure of what I mean

Why am I not the fucking best?
Go ahead I won't feel less

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She sure knows, what goes where
And they all love her long blonde hair
And with one tender touch
You'll never want to give her up

Oh, she's just the fucking best
I bet you'll be impressed

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Ain't she prettier, than me
Ain't she what I'm meant to be