Got to get the pandemonium
And that means all pans and pots
Clear the way! I need to make room
To make jam and to make lots

What was on the garden patches
What grew on the tree I got
Made from it some mix-and-matches
Put it all in one big pot

I’ll add carrots for some nice zest
To the Portobello jams
But the juiciest and sweetest
Will be pinecones and the yams!

I peek in, and as I'm looking
At the weird brew, I yell
Now I know what’s really cooking!
I am in a jam, as well!