Last night I went to the liquor store.
To buy some beer.
But the man said:
'Show me ID, or get out of here'
Ah,
well,
You see,
The Thing is,
I think I left it in my other pants...
'Did you just say underpants?'
No. I didn't.

Browsing through the cheap goon menu
The closest park is your closest venue
Even though you haven't started to shave
You have a tendency to misbehave

Underage drinker
Underage drinker
Underage drinker
Underage drinker

You got your fake ID with the date scratched out
It's what being 14's all about
So grab your dad's shirt and his business shoes
Come with me sing the underage blues

Underage drinker
Underage drinker
Underage drinker
Underage drinker

Slightly humorous interlude ensues

Get an older guy to buy it for you, la loo la loo
Get an older guy to buy for you (ooOooOooo)
Get an older guy to buy it for you, la loo la loo
Get an older guy to buy for you (ooOooOoo)