("Everyone to the bar!")

[Chorus:]
Don't call me Rich
don't call me George
just call me cheez
that's who [alt: what] I am
[x3]
not Rich, not George
I'm Cheez

Civilized until the keg runs dry
and he's tried
to drink from 9 to 5
and then from 5 to 9
always drunk and going crazy
(always) drunk, going [alt: and] crazy
you better believe it

[Chorus]

Chesterfield, where the keg's never dry
it's always filled
have another beer with fear
have another beer or two
then he'll show you his cheese tattoo
always drunk, going crazy
you better believe it

[Chorus]

(alt: Don't call me Rich
don't call me George
just call me cheez
that's what I am
[x3]
not Rich Allen George
I'm Cheez)