Omae onna nan dakara kodomo wo umu no touzen darou?

They can’t even talk
And they keep us up
‘Cause they always want to suck
Babies are so strange
I guess we must love them very much
To put up with all that stuff

Wakatterunda yo jibun ga
Onna ni umareta te kotoga
Hontou wa tsunanka kowaku nai mon
Maitsuki maitsuki miteru mon

Dakara nani?
Watashi wa majou de koto?
Seiri ga arukara zettai iyada
Ninshin kimu? Zettai iyada
Mada yaritai koto ippai arumon

They can’t even talk
And they keep us up
'Cause they always want to suck
Babies are so strange
I guess we must love them very much
To put up with all that stuff

Ninshin tte kantan iyu kedo
Watashi ni totte wa kowasugiru
Just like the film, 'Alien’
Onna ka no naka kara tobideru yo

Mada dekinain da ima keep up
Tzusukite ikitai yume wo keep up
Sonna ni hoshikeru jibun de umeba
Don’t think so

Everybody try to bite off your toes
And simutaniously touch your nose
I bet you look pretty stupid right now

They can’t even talk
And they keep us up
'Cause they always want to suck
Babies are so strange
I guess we much love them very much
To put up with all that stuff

Child producing machine
That’s what nature has designed me to be
Child producing machine
I guess we’ll see