I’ve been looking everywhere for Tiffany Anastasia Lowe
She’s my own granddaughter
She didn’t know how to play the guitar
So I took Mother Maybelle’s and taught her

She came out here to Hollywood to be a star
And Tiffany, I’m wondering where you are

She talked a lot about a man named Quentin Tarantino
Have you seen some of his movies that I’ve seen
I thought he was a country boy from Knoxville
But Quentin Tarantino makes his women wild and mean

So Tiffany, run and find an earthquake, girl
Go jump in a crack just don’t let Quentin Tarantino find out where you’re at
Cause Quentin Tarantino makes the strangest movies that I’ve ever seen
And Quentin Tarintino makes his women wild and mean

Now Quentin Tarantino’s women sometimes gets stuck with a hypodermic needle
They dance a lot and lose a lot of blood
But what’s the good of loving John Travolta
If he’s always dragging you through the mud

So Tiffany, run and find an earthquake, girl
Go jump in a crack just don’t let Quentin Tarantino find out where you’re at
Cause Quentin Tarantino makes the strangest movies that I’ve ever seen
Yeah, Quentin Tarantino makes his women wild and mean
Quentin Tarantino makes his women wild and mean