Some guys are good at talking to girls
Some guys have all the money in the world
Some guys wear fancy shoes and pants
I'm not one of those guys, but baby

I can dance
Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance
I can dance
dance, dance, dance, dance, dance
I can dance
Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance
I can dance
Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance

U, u, ah, ah
U, u, ah, ah

Some guys have friends and they do High-Fives
Some guys have parents that are still alive
Some guys don't sit when they pee, they stand
I'm not one of those guys, but baby

I can dance
Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance
I can dance
dance, dance, dance, dance, dance
I can dance
Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance
I can dance
Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance

Everybody, let's count to ten
One, all you gotta do is watch me dance.
Two, keep watching me dance
Three,
Four,

[Speaking]
Oh, ya, I'm sorry, I don't actually have lyrics for this party ah, kinda got carried away, thought we should do a counting thing, but ah, that's my bad! Sorry guys, sorry about that! Ah, can we maybe just cut to the chorus

Dance, dance, dance, dance,
Dance, dance
I can dance
Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance

U, u, ah, ah
U, u, ah, ah

Some guys have money that they've invested
Some guys were never molested.
I was though, and but

Gotta stop touching the children
Gotta stop touching the children
Catholic Church we are looking in your direction
Gotta stop touching the children
We are not pointing fingers but damn your track record is bad and getting worse
Gotta stop touching the children
Vatican, more like Old-men-touchin'-childrican

U, u, ah, ah
U, u, ah, ah