The anti-wife
She won't come with you when you
Win your award
Too busy thinking that she's got a life

The anti-wife
She'll choose furniture
She'll make the tea
But don't go looking for validity

Her friends and family are fraternity
But not your mother with her twisted knee

The anti-wife

The Mercedes is her only award
For all the offers she never did record
Be thankful she was glad
Sometime soon she has to settle down
Just don't expect any help with the crown

Her friends and family are fraternity
But not your brother with his failed degree

The anti-wife

Her friends and family are fraternity
But not your mother with her twisted knee

The anti-wife...