Starfleet to scoutship, please give your position; over
I'm in orbit around the third planet from the star called the sun; over
You mean its the earth? Over
Positive, it is known to have some form of intelligent species; over
I think we should take a look

Strange beautiful grass of green
With your majestic silver seas
Your mysterious mountains I wish to see closer
May I land my kinky machine

Strange beautiful grass of green
With your majestic silver seas
Your mysterious mountains I wish to see closer
May I land my kinky machine

Although your world wonders me
With your majestic and superior cackling hen
Your people I do not understand
So to you I shall put an end
And you'll
Never hear
Surf music again

Secret
Oh, secret
Oh
Shh