Welcome to suburbia
Welcome to the rest of your life

There's no need to worry
No asking why
Never a sad day
We'll wipe those tears from your eyes
Welcome to the rest of your life
Life's been so unkind to you
Never does what you want it to
We've got cul-de-sacs and barbeques in suburbia
Welcome to the rest of your life
Lay down your burdens
Rest your bleary eyes
No room for sorrow
Leave all your weariness behind
We've got welcome mats and local news in suburbia